Lost: Giant Squirrel

This is a parody of "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.

I lost my monster squirrel

That rodent should be easy to find

Yeah he's got a fluffy tail

He's seven stories high

Got cute big bucky teeth like I drew here on this sign

Yeah, I got reward upon the sign

If you see him you just got to let me know it

Phone number's on the bottom, you can call me any time

You know I wish I had my giant squirrel

Why can't I find my giant squirrel

Where can I find a rodent like that?

I passed over by the pound

It's still standing so he hasn't been found

Marines are closing in and their orders are to shoot

But bullets bounce right off him so the point is probably moot

Yeah, rewards written there on the sign

If you see him you just got to telephone it

My number's on the bottom, you can call me any time

You know I wish I had my giant squirrel

Why can't I find my giant squirrel

Where can I find a rodent like that?

My giant squirrel

I wish I had my giant squirrel

Where can I find a rodent

Where can I find a rodent like that

And one more thing you really oughta know That squirrel's a digger, everywhere he goes So if you see ravines or mountains that are new You gotta let me know, it could just be a clue

Tell me, why can't I find a rodent like that?

You know, I wish I could find my giant squirrel

I wish I'd find my giant squirrel

Where is my giant squirrel?

Where can I find a rodent like that?

Where's my giant squirrel

I want to find my giant squirrel

I want, I want my giant squirrel