That Button

This is a parody of Wild Cherry's "Play That Funky Music"

Hey, dig it now

Yeah, hey

Yeah once I was a smooth grave diggah

Diggin' it all night and all day

I never had no problems, yeah

With extra limbs and organs comin' my way

Then I met up with this groovy mad man

With funky gadgets that would blow your mind

Payin' me a pretty penny (Yes he did)

For all the freshest brains that I could find

Yeah he had gadgets and gizmos and crazy cool contraptions

And just when I saw it, a voice inside my head said

What's that button there do, hunchback?

Why's that button oh so bright?

What's that button there do, hunchback?

Press down that button, press that button down until you die

'Til you die?

'Til you die!

Oh my

Well I tried to stop this feeling

Yeah huh, I thought that I was out of my mind

How could I be so foolish (how could I)

Cause that button's not the pushin' kind

Still I had to fight this fever

A crazy impulse I can not explain (what did you do)

I said "I must go back there" (I've gotta go back)

See those buttons still be flashin' the same

Yeah he had gadgets and gizmos and crazy cool contraptions

And just when I saw it, a voice inside my head said

What's that button there do, hunchback?

Why's that button oh so bright?

What's that button there do, hunchback?

Press down that button, press that button down until you die

'Til you die (Yeah)

'Til you die

(Gotta press that big red button down!)

(Hey, wait a minute)

Now first it wasn't easy

Come to grips with words in my mind, my hands were gettin' shaky

Negotiate my mental decline

But now it's so much better (it's so much better)

I've taught those voices who gets their way

So I went back to that groovy mad man

To prove that everything was okay

'Cuz he had gadgets and gizmos and crazy cool contraptions

And just when I saw it, a voice inside my head said

What's that button there do, hunchback?

Press it down with all of your might

Press that flashy button hunchback

Press down that button, press that button down until you die

'Til you die

Yeah, 'til you die

The voice said, press that flashy button

(Press that flashy button)

Press that flashy button

(Press that big red flashy button down)

Press that flashy button

(Press that flashy button)

Press that flashy button

Press it, press it, press it, won't ya

Press that flashy button hunchback

Press it down with all of your might, oh yeah

Press that flashy button hunchback

Press it down with all of your might

Press that flashy button hunchback

Press it down with all of your might

*CLICK*

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