| A man limps down the street |
| He says why am I hunched in the shoulders now |
| Why am I hunched in the shoulders |
| What's with this lazy eye |
| What am I supposed to be? |
| I need some new occupation |
| Headaches in the bell tower |
| Throbbing echoes of the sound |
| Bellringer Bellringer |
| Climbing Quasimodo-like |
| Far above the cold stone floor |
| Mr. Bellringer Bellringer |
| Get these bats away from me |
| You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore |
| If you'll be my scientist |
| I can be your hunchback pal |
| I can call you doctor |
| And doctor when you call me |
| You can call
me Ralph |
| A man walks down the street |
| Mumbles where the hell's my plutonium |
| Got a big package of plutonium |
| Mixed with my potions and contraptions |
| Where've all my hunchbacks gone |
| What's dewey decimal |
| Who's going to help me out |
| Now that my helpers have |
| Gone Gone |
| He left his secret lab-ro-tory |
| His master work and apparatus |
| All alone alone |
| With his implements and experiments |
| No time left
to find or organize |
| If you'll be my scientist |
| I can be your hunchback pal |
| I can call you doctor |
| And doctor when you call me |
| You can call me Ralph |
| Call me Ralph |
| Two men walk down the street |
| One in a wrinkled lab coat |
| One in a burlap shirt |
| One breaks the silence with a sound |
| You need a place to fit in |
| I need a helping hand |
| It'll mean long hours |
| This ain't no union job |
| Job job |
| Body parts and toxic waste |
| Graveyards and asylums |
| Haul'n brains around around |
| Monsters on the cutting board |
| Hideous assembly |
| He say's
"Why not? I'll give this gig a
try!" |
| If you'll be my scientist |
| I can be your hunchback pal |
| I can call you doctor |
| And doctor when you call me |
| You can call me Ralph |
| Call me Ralph |
Friday, July 3, 2015
I'll Be Your Hunchback Pal
Stomping Spree
| It's a mountain of fur |
| It's head's like a mongoloid squirrel |
| Like a mongoloid squirrel |
| The buildings that surround it seem to sparkle in the night |
| Like nuts it wants to bury, all trembling with fright |
| With feet like bombs |
| It's decimated
towns with beastly brawn |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| It's a monster - time to flee |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| And that's why
this city's soon to be debris |
| There's a squid come to battle the squirrel |
| come to battle the squirrel |
| It's got limbs that'll wiggle and whirl |
| Yeah wiggle and whirl |
| With tentacles and mandribles it's such a scary sight |
| It's a squid from fifty fathoms and it's filled with fishy might |
| And win or lose |
| It's the city
that'll be belting out the blues |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| It's some monsters - time to flee |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| And that's why
this city's soon to be debris |
| A scientist showdown |
| And they're mad as can be |
| Their creations are a clashing, while they cheer with manic glee |
| Oh their monsters collide and their egos tower |
| They're drunk with power, yeah |
| They've got the power to scheme |
| The power to make |
| A power
supreme, mad-men |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| It's some monsters - time to flee |
| It's a stomping spree (stomp stomping spree) |
| And that's why this city's soon to be debris |
Mad Scientist Rhapsody
| Or university |
| The future of science |
| Shackled by beuracracy |
| Open your eyes |
| Think, realize, and see |
| I'm just a genius, I.Q. two-eighty-three |
| But I have grand ideas, a grand design |
| An awesome gift, an awesome mind |
| Sci-en-tific Progress - the only thing that matters to me |
| To me |
| Mayor, just deranged a man |
| Put a cathode in his brain |
| Flipped my switch, now he's insane |
| Mayor, tenure had just begun |
| But now I've gone and thrown it all away |
| Mayor, oooh |
| I've got a need to show you all |
| This is a minor setback, I am quite infallable |
| It's science,
it's science, the only thing that matters |
| Today, you cast me out |
| Sent me running on the rail |
| Threats of lawsuit, threats of jail |
| Farewell, laboratory, behind me now |
| Gotta take my tattered notes and start anew |
| Mayor, oooh |
| I don't want to fail |
| Have you no
regard for science at all… |
| I see a little silhouetto of a plan |
| Calculation, inspiration, per-mut-a-tion and now |
| Thunderbolt and lightning, terribly exciting me! |
| (Is it working) Yes, it's working |
| (Is it working) Yes, it's working |
| Yes, it's working, yes it's working - It's Alive! (maniacial laughter) |
| It's my creation, it is unstoppable! |
| (It's his creation, it's going to show them all!) |
| (Rise up and fight for his genius and … oh!) |
| (Giant hands, giant teeth, will you let me go?) |
| It hungers! No! It will not let you go. (Let me go) |
| It hungers! It will not let you go. (Let me go) |
| It hungers! It will not let you go. (Let me go) |
| It will not let you go. (Let me go) |
| It will not let you go. (Let me go) |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no |
| (Oh giant monster, giant monster, giant monster let me go) |
| The science
books have a chapter set aside for me, for me, for me! |
| So you think you can impose supression on me |
| So you think I'll just cast my brainchild in the sea |
| Oh mayor! Can't do this to me mayor! |
| My creature is
coming, my creature is coming for you-who-who |
| It's the only thing that matters |
| Anyone can see |
| It's the only thing that matters, it's the only thing that matters to me |
| Sci-en-tif-ic pro-gress |
I'm Too Brainy
| I'm too brainy for my mind, too brainy for my mind |
| Mind's going to leave me |
| I'm too brainy for my specs, too brainy for my specs |
| So brainy no specs |
| And I'm too brainy for instructions too brainy for instructions |
| Time wasting obstructions |
| And I'm too brainy for your brainy |
| Too brainy for your brainy |
| No way I'll change my mind |
| I'm a genius, you know what I mean |
| And I'm thinking brainy thoughts in my labcoat |
| Yeah in my labcoat, in my labcoat, yeah |
| I flex my brainy brain in my labcoat |
| And I'm too brainy for my notes, too brainy for my notes |
| Too brainy I wrote |
| And I'm too brainy for my pen, too brainy for my pen |
| Too brainy and then - don'cha dare misquote |
| I'm a genius, you know what I mean |
| And I'm thinking brainy thoughts in my labcoat |
| Yeah in my labcoat, in my labcoat, yeah |
| I flex my brainy brain in my labcoat |
| I'm too brainy for my brainy for my brainy for my |
| Cos I'm a genius you know what I mean |
| And I'm thinking brainy thoughts in my labcoat |
| Yeah in my labcoat, in my labcoat, yeah |
| I flex my brainy brain in my labcoat |
| I'm too brainy for this lab, too brainy for this lab |
| This shabby, shabby lab |
| I'm too brainy for my mind, too brainy for my mind |
| Mind's going to leave me |
| And I'm too brainy for this song |
It Grew
It grew
Once tiny subject of study
Now towers high over the town
My massive monsterous buddy
It grew
Crashing through buildings all clumsy
It's not tyranasaur Gumby
It's just my gigantic chum see
And then suddenly jets swarmed over the blue sky
Their missiles made my monster frown
With acid breath it cleared the noon sky
And in a fit it tore the whole town down
It grew
My one-time subject of study
With potions red, green, and brown
Became my expandable buddy
************************* With background lyrics *************************
Once tiny subject of study
Now towers high over the town
My massive monsterous buddy
It grew
Crashing through buildings all clumsy
It's not tyranasaur Gumby
It's just my gigantic chum see
And then suddenly jets swarmed over the blue sky
Their missiles made my monster frown
With acid breath it cleared the noon sky
And in a fit it tore the whole town down
It grew
My one-time subject of study
With potions red, green, and brown
Became my expandable buddy
************************* With background lyrics *************************
| N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
| It Grew, Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Once tiny Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| subject o' study grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Now towers high Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| o'er the town grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| My massive mon- Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| -sterous buddy N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
| It Grew, It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Crashing through build- Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| -ings all
clumsy It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| It's not Ty-ran- Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| -a-saur Gumby It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| It's just |
| my gi-gan- Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| -tic chum see Wa wa-wa-wa-wa-waaaa |
| And then suddenly jets chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| swarmed o'er chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| the blue
sky chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| Their missiles chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| made my chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| mon-ster chew chew CHEW CHEW |
|
frowwwwn chew chew CHEW CHEW |
chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| With acid breath chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| it cleared the noon sky chew chew CHEW CHEW |
chew chew CHEW CHEW |
| And in a fit, it tore the whole town
dowwwwn wwaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh wwaaaaaahhhhhh |
| Oh oh oh |
| It Grew, It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| My one-time subject Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
| of study grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| With potions red Chug gla-gug gla-gug |
| green and brown Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Became my ex- Chug gla-gug gla-gug |
| -pandable buddy N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
It grew |
| Ohh ohh-ohh oh oh It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
It grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
Grew, grew, grew, it grew |
| Chomp cha-chomp cha-chomp |
N-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na, n-na n-na n-na |
Thang thanga thang thang |
Thinga thing thing |
It Grew |
That's a Monst'a
| In Tokyo |
| where buildings rise |
| They leave the ground |
| and reach the
sky |
| When things climb from the sea |
| and they big as can be |
| Thez a monst'a |
| When the earth starts to shake |
| with a quiver and quake |
| Thez a monst'a |
| Feet will crash |
| smash-a-mash-a-mash |
| smash-a-mash-a-mash |
| and they'll squash |
| vans like vino |
| Teeth will gnaw |
| drooly-drooly-jaw |
| drooly-drooly-jaw |
| In a maw |
| fortissimo |
| When a deafening roar |
| Shatters you windows and doors |
| Thez a monst'a |
| When a tail big and wide |
| breaks a building mid-stride |
| s'time to run |
| When all the city streets teem |
| with pedestrians |
| screaming sianara |
| Scuzza mo |
| Don'cha know |
| Back in old Tokyo |
| Thez a monst'a |
| When things climb from the sea |
| and they big as can be |
| Thez a monst'a, Thez a monsta |
| When the earth starts to shake |
| with a quiver and quake |
| Thez a monst'a, Thez a monsta |
| Feet will crash |
| smash-a-mash-a-mash |
| smash-a-mash-a-mash |
| and they'll squash |
| vans like vino, vans like vino, vans like vino |
| Teeth will gnaw |
| drooly-drooly-jaw |
| drooly-drooly-jaw |
| In a maw |
| fortissimo |
| When a deafening roar |
| Shatters you windows and doors |
| Thez a monst'a |
| When a tail big and wide |
| breaks a building mid-stride |
| s'time to run |
| When all the city streets teem |
| with pedestrians |
| screaming si-an-Ah-ah-Ah-ar-ah |
| Scuzza mo |
| Don'cha know |
| Back in old Tokyo |
| Thez a monst'a |
| boomin' bellow |
| When a deafening roar |
| Shatters you windows and doors |
| Thez a monst'a |
| When a tail big and wide |
| breaks a building mid-stride |
| s'time to run |
| When all the city streets teem |
| with pedestrians |
| screaming sianara |
| Scuzza mo |
| Don'cha know |
| Back in old Tokyo |
| Thez a monst'a (a monst'a) |
| Thez a monst'a |
Mad, Mad, Doctor Grand
| Lives a hunchback with one hand |
| And he's earnin' his pay |
| A'haulin' brains all day |
| For a madman
by the name of Grand |
| Grand says he's a doctor |
| A doc' of what I do not know |
| He's got wildfires a'burnin' in his eyes |
| On a face as
cold as snow |
| And he's mad, mad, doctor Grand |
| Madder than the Hatter in Wonderland |
| Madder than Frankenstein |
| More twisted
than a ball o' twine |
| Some madmen like their potions |
| Or their shiny time machines |
| But Doctor Grand wouldn't settle for less |
| Than a monster both big and mean |
| He got a secret labrotory |
| His computer is a Cray |
| He got a laser ray gun in his pocket for fun |
| He got some
monster D.N.A. |
| And he's mad, mad, doctor Grand |
| Madder than the Hatter in Wonderland |
| Madder than Frankenstein |
| More twisted
than a ball o' twine |
| Outside his lab not long ago |
| Lighting lit the night |
| That monster's fingers started |
| Twitchin' all around |
| And ooh it was a sight |
| That doctor's eyes blazed brighter |
| And his laughter then began |
| But Doctor Grand learned a lesson that night |
| Bout monster makin and
short-sighted plans |
| And he's mad, mad, doctor Grand |
| Madder than the Hatter in Wonderland |
| Madder than Frankenstein |
| More twisted
than a ball o' twine |
| (Slow, spooky tone on this stanza) Well on that cloudy moonless night |
| Chicago woke
to the monster's sound ***ROAR*** |
| The sun came up that morn to find |
| Chicago six
feet underground |
| And he was mad, mad, doctor Grand |
| Madder than the Hatter in Wonderland |
| Madder than Frankenstein |
| More twisted than a ball o' twine |
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