The doctor's labrotory |
is the setting to our story |
it's where we spend our ti-i-ime |
While he's creating creatures |
mixing mixtures in his beakers |
we're mopping monster sli-i-ime |
Cause those monsters that he's making |
have a hunger there's no slaking |
and their manners are a mess |
(oh yes) it's true |
And their drooly sloppy munchin's |
and their gruely gloppy crunchin's |
left a mess of monster goo-oo-oo |
Your monster's cooo-ooo-ool |
But it's got a drool-ie prob-lem |
a crunchin |
and a munchin |
and a lunchin |
* it's not even potty trained I fear * |
( -Oh- dear) |
But now I figure |
we got a bigger problem |
That big bad beastie's coming over here! |
over here, over here, over here?!? |
When that monster's got the munchies |
it isn't just a hunch |
-He's- -Got- |
hunchbacks on his miiii-iiind |
Now our knees they are a quaking |
We're a shivering and shaking |
-Cuz- -We're- |
Really in a bind |
(We're hunchbacks - not lunch snacks!) |
You Big Bad Beast |
Go get yourself away |
Right now! -To-Day!- |
(Bad monster! Stay!) |
And now you |
-See- -We- |
We got another problem |
-I'm- -AAA-… |
fraid we're over-worked and under-paid |
So, Doc (here) |
Here we are (with) |
With our picket signs |
sign. ^sign. ^^sign. |
We're strike-ing |
On strike now |
It's A-Bout time |
time. ^time. ^^time. |
Don't think you'll |
Get a hunch-back |
A-Cross our picket LI-IIIIiiiIIII-IIIIiiiiIIII-IIIIIIiiiiIIIIine! |
Here is a list of our demands. |
- We find the title hunchback derogatory and henceforth wish to be called: |
Vertically Challenged Anatomical Aquisition Specialists |
- We also want obedience school for you-know-who. And a leash. And a muzzle. |
- Additionally, we would like you to shift your research to monsters that are |
Small and Cuddly |
- We also want a Two Dollar and Fifty cent raise |
- "and a new shovel!" |
- Yes. And… |
- "a big one too cuz that monster leaves huge piles of…" |
- We DEMAND proper chiropractic coverage! |
- *murmers of agreement from other hunchbacks* |
- "and a wheelbarrow too!" |
- and we want some nifty gadgets. It's no fair that you get all the cool stuff to yourself. |
*quickly from each hunchback* <a jet pack> <a brain swapper> <a holographic postcard maker> <a time machine> <a clapper for the back door porch light> |
Friday, July 3, 2015
Hunchback Rag
This is an original barbershop quartet parody
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