That's a Monst'a

This is a parody of Dean Martin's "That's Amore"

In Tokyo

where buildings rise

They leave the ground

and reach the sky

When things climb from the sea

and they big as can be

Thez a monst'a

When the earth starts to shake

with a quiver and quake

Thez a monst'a

Feet will crash

smash-a-mash-a-mash

smash-a-mash-a-mash

and they'll squash

vans like vino

Teeth will gnaw

drooly-drooly-jaw

drooly-drooly-jaw

In a maw

fortissimo

When a deafening roar

Shatters you windows and doors

Thez a monst'a

When a tail big and wide

breaks a building mid-stride

s'time to run

When all the city streets teem

with pedestrians

screaming sianara

Scuzza mo

Don'cha know

Back in old Tokyo

Thez a monst'a

When things climb from the sea

and they big as can be

Thez a monst'a, Thez a monsta

When the earth starts to shake

with a quiver and quake

Thez a monst'a, Thez a monsta

Feet will crash

smash-a-mash-a-mash

smash-a-mash-a-mash

and they'll squash

vans like vino, vans like vino, vans like vino

Teeth will gnaw

drooly-drooly-jaw

drooly-drooly-jaw

In a maw

fortissimo

When a deafening roar

Shatters you windows and doors

Thez a monst'a

When a tail big and wide

breaks a building mid-stride

s'time to run

When all the city streets teem

with pedestrians

screaming si-an-Ah-ah-Ah-ar-ah

Scuzza mo

Don'cha know

Back in old Tokyo

Thez a monst'a

boomin' bellow

When a deafening roar

Shatters you windows and doors

Thez a monst'a

When a tail big and wide

breaks a building mid-stride

s'time to run

When all the city streets teem

with pedestrians

screaming sianara

Scuzza mo

Don'cha know

Back in old Tokyo

Thez a monst'a (a monst'a)

Thez a monst'a