Friday, July 3, 2015

Stompy Monster Lullaby

This is a parody of Mungo Jerry's "In the Summertime"

Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh

I'm a monster, yeah, and I do what I please
Stompin cars and tanks like they're itty bitty fleas
When the city's near
I got stompin', I got stompin' on my mind
Duck down low, jump up high
Swat some airplanes down out of the sky

If you're alone, and you're feelin' all uptight
Knock some buildings down, and you're gonna feel alright
On a skyscraper
Take a photo for the local channel five
Yeah, I've got to stomp
This is my stompy monster lullaby

Got super powers, yeah
Like building bash and squidly squeeze
Gonna down this town, a chainsaw through the trees
Got my attitude
Time's for flat-nen, sink Manhatten in the sea
And I'm hap-happy
Life's for stompin yeah, that's my philosophy

Stomp along with me
Ree ree ree-ree ree
Rah rah rah-rah rah
Yeah, I'm hap-happy
Rah rah-rah
Ree-rah-roo ree-rah-roo rah-roo-rah
Rah-roo-rah-rah-rah
Rah-rah-rah roo-rah-rah

<ROAR>

Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh

I'm a monster, yeah, give a great big roar
Swing my tail 'round, stomp the whole town
And then I'll stomp it some more
Stomp and stomp again
Stomp 'til nothin's left but footprints in the ground
It was fun, my job's done
Leave the rubble and go find 'nother town
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh, <thud>
Chh chh-chh, <thud> Chh chh-chh
I'm a monster, yeah, with mega monster size
Swattin' airplanes down, like itty bitty flies
When the city's near
I got stompin', I got stompin' on my mind
Jump up high, duck down low
Squish those pesky tanks with my monster toes
If there's monsters near, a' itchin' for a fight
Strike a scary pose, and a smack, a slap, a bite
On a skyscraper
Take a photo for the local channel five
Yeah, I've got to stomp
This is my stompy monster lullaby
Got super powers, yeah
Like lazer eyes 'n breathe-ee freeze
Kick that monster, meanie monster 'tween tha knees
And with attitude
Gonna battle, sink Seattle in the sea
And I'm hap-happy
Life's for stompin yeah, that's my philosophy
Stomp along with me
Ree ree ree-ree ree
Rah rah rah-rah rah
Yeah, I'm hap-happy
Rah rah-rah
Ree-rah-roo ree-rah-roo rah-roo-rah
Rah-roo-rah-rah-rah
Rah-rah-rah roo-rah-rah

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