It's Alive

This is a parody of Gloria Gaynor's "I Will Survive" First I had a head

It was mummified

Then I dipped it in some goo

And made it grow a thousand times

And when I stitched it on a body

And I chased away the flies

It blinked it's eyes

Orbs of enormous size

And then it turned

It winked at me

I jumped up into the air

And laughed with scientific glee

Then I looked down and realized

There was work yet left to do

It was missing both it's legs

I needed legs, I needed glue

Go hunchback go, into the night

It needs some legs now

It needs some legs to make it right

That hunchback returned with legs muscular and big

I sewed them on

That beast got up and danced a jig

Now it's alive

Yes it's alive

It's a monolithic monster

With super powers and it's mine

It needs electricity

And scientific remedies

But it's alive

Yes it's alive (hey, hey)

I spent my entire career

In ridicule

I was called a maniac

And an egocentric fool

I suffered jeers and fears

Of ignorance

Was scorned with despise

But now - I am on the rise

My theory's true

And I'm free

I'm not locked up in that rubber room

Like you thought I aughta be

And now I am vindicated

By a monster big and mean

Now look who's foolin' who

And who's pants are full of pee

Go hunchback go, into the night

Bring me some Turtle-Wax

To make it's scales so shiny bright

They'll try to bring it down with automatic guns

Bombs and laser beams

My monster's gonna have some fun

Cause it's alive

Yes it's alive

It's a monolithic monster

with super powers and it's mine

It needs electricity

And some extra T.L.C.

Cause it's alive

Yes it's alive

Go hunchback go, into the night

Bring me plutonium

To feed that monster's appetite

They'll try to bring it down with automatic guns

Tanks and air-oh-planes

My monster's gonna have some fun

Cause it's alive

Yes it's alive

It's a monolithic monster

With super powers and it's mine

And with electricity

Will take this city to it's knees

Cause it's alive

Yes it's alive

It is all-i-i-ive!

wild, maniacial laughter, followed by heavy wheezing