Mad Scientist Rhapsody

This is a parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" Is this my own lab

Or university

The future of science

Shackled by beuracracy

Open your eyes

Think, realize, and see

I'm just a genius, I.Q. two-eighty-three

But I have grand ideas, a grand design

An awesome gift, an awesome mind

Sci-en-tific Progress - the only thing that matters to me

To me

Mayor, just deranged a man

Put a cathode in his brain

Flipped my switch, now he's insane

Mayor, tenure had just begun

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mayor, oooh

I've got a need to show you all

This is a minor setback, I am quite infallable

It's science, it's science, the only thing that matters

Today, you cast me out

Sent me running on the rail

Threats of lawsuit, threats of jail

Farewell, laboratory, behind me now

Gotta take my tattered notes and start anew

Mayor, oooh

I don't want to fail

Have you no regard for science at all…

I see a little silhouetto of a plan

Calculation, inspiration, per-mut-a-tion and now

Thunderbolt and lightning, terribly exciting me!

(Is it working) Yes, it's working

(Is it working) Yes, it's working

Yes, it's working, yes it's working - It's Alive!  (maniacial laughter)

It's my creation, it is unstoppable!

(It's his creation, it's going to show them all!)

(Rise up and fight for his genius and … oh!)

(Giant hands, giant teeth, will you let me go?)

It hungers!  No!  It will not let you go. (Let me go)

It hungers!  It will not let you go. (Let me go)

It hungers!  It will not let you go. (Let me go)

It will not let you go. (Let me go)

It will not let you go. (Let me go)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no

(Oh giant monster, giant monster, giant monster let me go)

The science books have a chapter set aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can impose supression on me

So you think I'll just cast my brainchild in the sea

Oh mayor!  Can't do this to me mayor!

My creature is coming, my creature is coming for you-who-who

It's the only thing that matters

Anyone can see

It's the only thing that matters, it's the only thing that matters to me

Sci-en-tif-ic pro-gress